Awful

[Joethemightyone_LCFC]

Why does your club only have one song?

I am serious, I would be embarrased to sing it more than once in a game.

It's not even a good song. 'Stand together' or some rubbish.

Why do you have such low attendances?

Why do persist to time waste after only ten mins and fake injuries?

Why do you play in that horrid colour?

Do you ever wish you were given a better start in life and born in Leicestershire?

Bless...

Oh and all your replies will be poor attempts at wit and humour. You will state that we drew so how rubbish must we be? Our city is multicultural and our stadium is referred to as the Crisp Bowl.

 

[Cov_Innit?]

I'll try and answer where I can..

Q - I am serious, I would be embarrased to sing it more than once in a game.

A - You do seem quite serious, have you ever thought of becoming a news presenter?



Q - Why do you have such low attendances?

A - We're aiming for the record.



Q - Why do you play in that horrid colour?

A - What Sky Blue? Well it's based on that blue thing above yer head. Nice colour imo. If they ever let you outside go take a looksee.



Q - Do you ever wish you were given a better start in life and born in Leicestershire?

A - Not really, no. I like to live in modern housing with running water thanks.