is this Colchester mike bloke for real? what a bitter and twisted t***er
Mikey is our pet Colchester fan. Generally the complete opposition to all predictions he make happens. He's our lucky charm.
is this Colchester mike bloke for real? what a bitter and twisted t***er
is this Colchester mike bloke for real? what a bitter and twisted t***er
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
Oh. Mikey,
Come on, come a watch a game with us, a premier league game. I would love to meet you in person I would buy you a pint. Put all the past behind us.

Then punch his lights out![]()
Actually, no.
I really would like to meet him and have a bit of banter and a few pints. I am one of the opinion that if we were to all meet up in a pub we would all have a good laugh and no problems would occur.
Except for maybe whole lot of holt who could probably start a fight with himself.

Now there's an invitation I can refuse! I'm off to sulk that WBA rolled over in comical fashion, denying my Norwich final day relegation dream. Still I'll buy you a consolation pint next season kempbudgerigar when you break Derby's record for the fewest points in Premier League history. 

Not even if it were for one nigh in a proper english pub?

Not even! Just too many things here to make me want to stay![]()
When ive earnt my million I maybe will do the same.

It comes highly recommended, wall to wall eager Thai girls (if that's what you want), failing that, pretty much anything else you want![]()
Fantastic performance by the team today. If only we had done this earlier it would have saved us from worrying and pulling our hair out about risk of going down. Now we can all look forward to next season and watching Ricky Van Wolfwinkel and whatever other new players we decide to buy in the summer. Hopefully, we have now turned the corner and can look forward to a much brighter future in Premiership!
On the subject of relegation who would you prefer to stay up from the following sides?
Aston Villa
Sunderland
Wigan
My personal opinion now that we are totally safe is that I would like to see Wigan stay up. They play attractive attacking football, but are let down by their defensive frailties. One thing I cannot understand about Wigan is why they always seem to leave it till late in the season to produce their best form.
BOLLOCKS!!!
WTF?!
That match should be IMMEDIATELY investigated on suspicion of match fixing.![]()