Off Topic Away from football....

As I read through the beginning, I thought you had gone on innuendo safari! That Maskey has had a bad influence on me.

Bet you're glad to be out without being up to your ankles in mud and snow.

Happy oiling sir.

 

The big flymo.

 

Ok, feel free to ridicule.

Just doing a massive cook.

Unplugged the freezer in the garage to mow the front lawn. Forgot to plug it back in.

Just done 16 chicken breasts in the oven. Will buy a kg of mushrooms, half a dozen onions and a couple heads of garlic for a big currying session tomorrow.

Now got a couple kg of diced beef in the oven. Stroganoff and curry.

Lamb (home grown) about to go in the slow cooker and a leg in the oven tomorrow. The chops will do for snacks.

Will switch the freezer back on tomorrow to freeze the ready meals.

Lesson learned.

 

When do you want us all to arrive???

I'm sure we can bring a few bottles with us to go with it all... And a bunch of flowers for Mrs Remote too of course..

 

I'll let you know, once I'm out of the dog house.

 

Never forget how you reacted init….I was one of many who was never gonna take a vaccine that was rushed through side stepping the usual gold standard checks…..

some remember what the outcome from the Nuremberg trails gave us…….freedom to decide for yourself

 

Any truth in the rumour that you were released from the doghouse but are now in a food coma?

 

I think I'm out of the dog house.

It's the dog in a food coma.
I just hope he doesn't find out how to switch the freezer off himself.

We're all cooked out now. The freezer that did contain a lot of frozen meat now contains a load of "ready meals". Won't need to cook again for months.
Ive chopped a dozen onions, a kilo and a half of mushrooms, a few bell peppers and a few heads of garlic in the last couple days.

 

Sounds like a nice veggie soup on the boil. Add some chilli flakes for a bit of spark.

 

All that has gone in with the 16 chicken breasts or couple kilos of stewing steak or kilo of mince to create beef curry, chicken curry, chilli or beef stroganoff.
Lots of chilli flakes, cumin, turmeric, paprika and myriad other spices used.

 

New name...The Remote Chef?
I'm sure one or two TV Broadcast companies would be interested

 

Remote Raj?

 

Just as long as he doesn't go with "The Naked Remote Chef". Don't want his other meat causing him to be in the doghouse again

 

This isn't your place is it Remote?????

Not sure if it's just me but that sheep is definitely giving it the big come on!!

 

I wish.
Definite 'come and getsome' over the shoulder there.

I'll be getting up close and personal with ours while they are all getting undressed tomorrow.
Shearing time.
Got a bloke coming to do them. I get to watch.

My hands will be lovely and soft tomorrow. Waterproof as well.
I'll be on fleece wrapping duties.
Amazing stuff is lanolin.

 

Please tell me the guy is called Alan.

 

Mrs Brizzle and I will be attending the T-20 cricket this evening.

Once again we will find ourselves on opposite sides for the severnside derby, this time in the shape of Gloucestershire v Glamorgan....

Bucket hat and retro Welsh shirt will most likely be donned methinks

Ohhh Glammmy Glammmy....

 

I went to the 2000 Benson and Hedges final at Lords with the same participants. Thanks to Matthew Maynards 104 Glam reached 225 in their 40 overs .

Unfortunately the Carrot Crunchers knocked the runs with 6 wickets down.

Hope for a better result today.

 

Greetings from sunny Turkey, Calis plaja to be exact. Starting to brick it now for tomorrow but numbing it a bit with some excellent alcohol.