And they fertilise as they go along. Once played cricket on a field where sheep had been allowed to graze. I was fielding at turd man. Nice weather, don't need me coat.
I'm well aware of Mick Box of Uriah Heep fame. Don't know if he ever played cricket, but do they play cricket in Denmark? The reason I ask is, and this is true, I've just read about a Danish bloke whose name is Knakkergaard.
When I lived in Reading, in the seventies, there was a guy who rented out old and very used cars. The name of his company was U Hire A Heap.
A week into a period of rain every day. Lawn and fields greening up as we speak. I'm sure I can hear the grass slurping. No torrential rain. A few downpours, but usually steady heavy drizzle. Ideal for getting everything wet.