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[Blunham Mackem]

Mines self-explanatory, I need to update it and get a new name really, will do when I think of one.

What's the meaning behind yours Blunham?

The big lad was on a golf course in South Carolina. I was there 2009. He's about 13ft. Walked up to within about 10 ft of him trying to get a decent picture before I realised he was awake.

Haven't seen the need to change it. Memories of a great holiday.

 

[John Cardew]

The big lad was on a golf course in South Carolina. I was there 2009. He's about 13ft. Walked up to within about 10 ft of him trying to get a decent picture before I realised he was awake.

Haven't seen the need to change it. Memories of a great holiday.

Nice one. I would never dare get that close to a croc. I know they aren't particularly quick but my worst fear of dying is probably being attacked by a wild animal, and those ****ers could get me on land and in water! Seriously scary beasts.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Nice one. I would never dare get that close to a croc. I know they aren't particularly quick but my worst fear of dying is probably being attacked by a wild animal, and those ****ers could get me on land and in water! Seriously scary beasts.

What you can't see is that he's only 3 legged!! I ain't that bloody stupid either

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Nice one. I would never dare get that close to a croc. I know they aren't particularly quick but my worst fear of dying is probably being attacked by a wild animal, and those ****ers could get me on land and in water! Seriously scary beasts.

What you can't see is that he's only 3 legged!! I ain't that bloody stupid either

 

[John Cardew]

What you can't see is that he's only 3 legged!! I ain't that bloody stupid either

Hahaha. So rather than brave you are just the dickhead who aggravated a disabled animal

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Hahaha. So rather than brave you are just the dickhead who aggravated a disabled animal

Harsh, and yet not without a stroke of truth

While I was trying to take the picture from another angle, with a brand new camera I'd never used before, I got too close and actually kicked his tail.

We'd been told before we went out that he was missing a leg and he wasn't a problem. Still, you don't see them on the courses in Bedfordshire. Not legally anyway. Would get the tourists in though

 

[Billy Death]

Harsh, and yet not without a stroke of truth

While I was trying to take the picture from another angle, with a brand new camera I'd never used before, I got too close and actually kicked his tail.

We'd been told before we went out that he was missing a leg and he wasn't a problem. Still, you don't see them on the courses in Bedfordshire. Not legally anyway. Would get the tourists in though

How did you know it was male?

 

[John Cardew]

Harsh, and yet not without a stroke of truth

While I was trying to take the picture from another angle, with a brand new camera I'd never used before, I got too close and actually kicked his tail.

We'd been told before we went out that he was missing a leg and he wasn't a problem. Still, you don't see them on the courses in Bedfordshire. Not legally anyway. Would get the tourists in though

Haha holy ****. I think living in England its such a culture shock going to America or somewhere like that re: wild animals. When we stayed at my lass' uncle + auntie's in Michigan we were sat out one night having a few beers and a ****ing black bear came into the garden and started climbing on the kids play equipment. I was absolutely ****ting myself but those who lived there told us just to sit still and it wouldn't come anywhere near us. Sure enough after about 20 minutes it wandered off down the street. Can't have been more than 30 feet from us but it just wasn't interested. The most dangerous animal in England is the domestic dog.

 

[Home_and_Away]

I was absolutely ****ting myself but those who lived there told us just to sit still and it wouldn't come anywhere near us. Sure enough after about 20 minutes it wandered off down the street. Can't have been more than 30 feet from us but it just wasn't interested. The most dangerous animal in England is the domestic dog.

You forgot the 'undomesticated woman'

 

[John Cardew]

You forgot the 'undomesticated woman'

Haha excellent point mate.

 

[John Cardew]

You forgot the 'undomesticated woman'

Still, you wouldn't live without 'em, would ya

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Still, you wouldn't live without 'em, would ya

Can't live with them, can't kill them.

 

[Home_and_Away]

Still, you wouldn't live without 'em, would ya

Not a chance marra

 

[TigerRoo]

Mine is off my Business Card - I make clocks in my retirement for 'occupational therapy' stops me from getting bored.
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[Commachio]

So to stop you getting bored you sit and make clocks.

**** me that sounds fun. Maybe you should have a chat with nathan brazil. He makes cushions.

 

[crumble bungle]

So many people don't have one. Sort it out lads. If you want anything specific let me know and I'll knock you up what ever you want.

bit of a lazy ****er myself so no idea how you do one, that's y I aint got one.

 

[The Relic]

So to stop you getting bored you sit and make clocks.

**** me that sounds fun. Maybe you should have a chat with nathan brazil. He makes cushions.

Keep them two apart for gawd's sake. Would you sit on a cushion that ticked?

 

[Commachio]

Keep them two apart for gawd's sake. Would you sit on a cushion that ticked?

Hhmm good point.

Maybe ISIL will cotton onto this.

 

[TigerRoo]

So to stop you getting bored you sit and make clocks.

**** me that sounds fun. Maybe you should have a chat with nathan brazil. He makes cushions.

Occupational therapy, Commachio, as I am in my late seventies and there is only so much you can do in the garden and round the house. I've made over 500 in the past year and roped in over 15 grand. the bulk are for Aussie Rules Football teams and they go absolutely Ape-s hit for them. Many go at auction for over a 100 bucks and I have a huge list for Xmas presents as i do personalized ones (Family members, pets etc) as well as Cars, Bikes and Disney Characters. Certainly kept me occupied mate.

 

[Blunham Mackem]

Occupational therapy, Commachio, as I am in my late seventies and there is only so much you can do in the garden and round the house. I've made over 500 in the past year and roped in over 15 grand. the bulk are for Aussie Rules Football teams and they go absolutely Ape-s hit for them. Many go at auction for over a 100 bucks and I have a huge list for Xmas presents as i do personalized ones (Family members, pets etc) as well as Cars, Bikes and Disney Characters. Certainly kept me occupied mate.

Much better than just sitting there and drooling!