Autumn Statement

Me too buddy - every time I read the Guardian's comments section I get paranoid that Noam Chomsky, Russell Brand and all their beeling minions are going to seize all my wealth. That would be incredibly unfair.

How do you define your 'wealth' Michael?
 
How do you define your 'wealth' Michael?

My freedom to do the job I want in the country I want, my family's health, my well stocked kindle library and my porn stash mainly.

(Also 4 houses, savings accounts, pension pot and a load of gold in a Singaporean vault [it's still going good Monaco!])
 
Me too buddy - every time I read the Guardian's comments section I get paranoid that Noam Chomsky, Russell Brand and all their beeling minions are going to seize all my wealth. That would be incredibly unfair.

Russell Brand is a hypocritical ****.

And furthermore a complete ****.
 
My freedom to do the job I want in the country I want, my family's health, my well stocked kindle library and my porn stash mainly.

(Also 4 houses, savings accounts, pension pot and a load of gold in a Singaporean vault [it's still going good Monaco!])

You're first against the wall mate, come the glorious day.
 
My freedom to do the job I want in the country I want, my family's health, my well stocked kindle library and my porn stash mainly.

(Also 4 houses, savings accounts, pension pot and a load of gold in a Singaporean vault [it's still going good Monaco!])

Whats still going good? The price of gold? It will fall.
 
The Russians are ****ed hahahaha those cunning Arab boys have stitched them right up by controlling oil prices.
**** you Putin we'll buy the World cup off you .
 
The Russians are ****ed hahahaha those cunning Arab boys have stitched them right up by controlling oil prices.
**** you Putin we'll buy the World cup off you .

That's no nice, Russian people have feelings too.

P.S. the Arabs are trying to stitch up the frackers and oil sanders - the Russians are just collateral.