Australia's injured back problem. A solution suggasted

According to today's papers, yet another Aussies has joined the injured list with a back problem. We knew Clarke was suffering, but now it seems the same problem is affecting Starc, Harris (Now progressed to hamstring) Pattinson, Bird and Cummins. Maybe if they removed the big yellow stripe running down their backs on the thought of facing England in their own back yard might create an improvement.

And you have to smirk at "he bowls to the left, he bowls to the right" Mitchell Johnson. He wants England to fear him when they face him Down Under. Oh my god, he must be going to drop his trousers and reveal two horrific aliens tattooed on his arse cheeks, because the only person likely to fear his bowling is the umpire standing at leg