Wait ...... wait ...... wait ..... ok, .... ok, for my next prediction, l will state for the record that..... Xmas is nearly with us! Wow, l'm shhit hot tonight.
Dear Aussie the magnificent, Please read this lot and tell me what it means about my future prospects when you get five min spare mate please log in to view this image
Dear Confused & Much Valued Friend, The picture tells me you are wearing rose tinted glasses. It also tells me your smoking a joint. Everything is far out man! That will be $95.00 Please swipe card now ...............
So the stars don't mention anything about my sudden bowl movement? I was hopeing you could shed some light at the end of the tunnel! So it looks like I'm stuck with only the brown stuff at the end of the tunnel! Gutted....
please log in to view this image Are they Asteroids or Hemorrhoids Greg ? Only Aussie can predict.....
Do what l do each year, l go and buy myself a present at Bunnings and then take it back after Xmas for a full refund. I get a great present and it costs nothing!
Aussie the Magnificent predicts everyone to have an enjoyable Xmas with family and friends, where possible. For those who will be by themselves, were thinking of you too. Take care, Best Wishes to all.
Dear Aussie the Magnificent, Please can you check this picture out, explain to me what message it sends you on a spiritual plain level? please log in to view this image Thank you If you except pay pal transactions as advanced payment in full, plus extra AAT (Aussies Added Tax) fines at 10K+% interest rate fine for paying in full on time surcharge then here is the link to my personal pay pal account... https://www.paypal.com/uk/home Feel free Aussie to log in any time you fancy and just help yourself to my money as I fully trust you man! My log on it email gishunglikeafuckinghoresit'[email protected] My password is hugechopper75 The 75 was the year I was born just in case you were wondering
Have you ever returned for a full refund and then seen it cheaper in the boxing day sale at burnings so then re bought it thus making a profit