Take a left at Larnaca. Don't drift too far North or it'll get mixed up in a Turkey shoot When it reaches Ayia Napa it can stop for a few bevvies and then come crawling into the internet shop in the morning with a stinking hangover Watch out for Penshaw though - he'll do any-thing to win this competition please log in to view this image
Devo....fantastic shot of my escapades....I must really try harder to catch that duck. What about a credit card ?? Would always come in handy when broke !! I resent that implication I would do anything to win this competition. ...There are some things I would not do to a duck. Stuffing comes to mind....or is that for a Turkey ??? Anyway... good luck Woopert it will be fun "counting them in...and counting them out !"
Both entries are now in: Penshawdave 41888 38888J 47888 26788P 27888M 47888D 20488 36288 27288G 22888J Wooperts_duck 40,222 (M) 33,222 47,222 (J) 26,622 27,222 41,222 (J) 20,222 (P) 35,822 25,622 (D) 21,222 (G) Both players have 'played safe' and chosen a second Joker as their extra card. Amazingly enough there are only 3 fixtures where they have both played cards and 1 (game 8 - Spurs v Fulham) with no cards played. They are Game 6 (Sunderland v Man Utd), where Penshaw has played his Double-Dare and Woopert has played a Joker; and Game 9 (WBA v Arsenal) where Penshaw has given his gift and Woopert has played his Double-Dare. Both Double-Dares will be based on the scores BEFORE the other cards are taken into account! GOOD LUCK
How very weird. The difference between Wooperts and my predictions nearly always ends in 666 . Is that an OMEN for this game of DEV(IL)O's !! Cheers
Good morning Penshaw and Woopert (& every-one else) I wasn't about yesterday so, as yet I don't know any of the attendances. I will therefore go through them One-By-One.
THE FINAL - MATCH ONE Penshawdave - 41,888 Wooperts-duck - 40,222 M Attendance - 40,742 Scores: Penshaw - 1146(o) x 2 = 2292 x 3(M) = 6,876 Woopert - 520(u) x 2(M) = 1,040 Wooperts_duck leads by 5,836
THE FINAL - MATCH TWO Penshawdave - 38,888 J Wooperts_duck - 33,222 Attendance - 39,517 Scores: Penshaw - 629(u) = 629 Woopert - 6295(u) x2(J) = 12,590 Penshawdave leads by 6,125
THE FINAL - MATCH THREE Penshawdave - 47,888 Wooperts_duck - 47,222 J Attendance - 48,000 Scores: Penshaw - 112(u) x 2(J) = 224 Woopert - 778(u) = 778 Penshawdave leads by 6,679
THE FINAL - MATCH FOUR Penshawdave - 26,788 P Wooperts_duck - 26,622 Attendance - 26,803 Scores: Penshaw - 15(u) x 2(P) = 30 Woopert - 181(u) = 181 Penshawdave leads by 6,830
THE FINAL - MATCH FIVE Penshawdave - 27,888 M Wooperts_duck - 27,222 Attendance: 27,789 Scores: Penshaw - 99(o) x 2 = 198, x2 2(M) = 396 Woopert - 567(u) x 3(M) = 1701 At Half Time Penshawdave leads by 8,135
I'll go through the 2nd half as quickly as possible, but there may be delays as I am at work and it's time to open the shop!
THE FINAL - MATCH SIX Penshawdave - 47,888 D Wooperts_duck - 41,222 J Attendance - 46,452 Penshaw - 1436(o) x 2 = 2872, x2(J) = 5,744 Woopert - 5230(u) x 2(D) = 10,460 Penshawdave leads by 12,851 It's starting to look as if Woopert is going to need snookers soon
THE FINAL - MATCH SEVEN Penshawdave - 20,488 Wooperts_duck - 20,222 P Attendance - 20,605 Penshaw - 117(u) = 117 Woopert - 383(u) x 2(P) = 766 Penshaw leads by 13,500 If this was matchplay Penshaw would have won '5 & 3'
THE FINAL - MATCH EIGHT Penshawdave - 36,288 Wooperts_duck - 35,822 Attendance - 36,256 Penshaw - 32(o) x 2 = 64 Woopert - 434(u) = 434 Penshaw leads by 13,870 This is now reading like a horror story for Woopert!
THE FINAL - MATCH NINE Penshawdave - 27,288 G Wooperts_duck - 25,622 D Attendance - 26,358 Penshaw - 930(o) x2 = 1860, x2(D) = 3720 Woopert - 736(u) x 0.5(G) = 368 Penshawdave leads by 10,158 At last a 2nd win for Woopert, but it's too little too late
THE FINAL MATCH TEN Penshawdave - 22,888 J Wooperts_duck - 21,222 G Attendance - 21,986 Penshaw - 902(o) x2 = 1804, x 0.5(G) = 902 Woopert - 764(u) x2(J) = 1528 FINAL SCORE: Penshawdave - 18,702 Wooperts_duck - 29,846 Penshawdave wins by a margin of 11,144 points and completes the Attendance Game II League and Cup Double!
Wow Devo, thanks for that terrific breakdown of the final game. I enjoyed going down the list game by game. We all must appreciate the time you take in running the game and plotting even more tortuous schemes. I took a chance of predicting "high" because of the important nature of a lot of the games. Luckily it paid off, especially in the one match that proved the decider Everton v Newcastle. Cheers Woopert, I look forward to defending my title in Attendance Game III. Once again, thanks Devo for your devious mind and the time you take to run the game. please log in to view this image
Yes it was at Goodison Park where Woopert met his downfall. The difference in the scores at that match was a massive 11,961; more than the final winning margin!
