Last time we tried that a certain cockernee moderator spat the dummy so hard it nearly had ellands eye out and posh minx ended up using it as a butt plug. Quite why ellands eye was so close to posh minxs butt is another question.
Why is this thread news? We've been talking to wide boys for years - Ridsdale, Bates, GFH. They could all have given Delboy lessons on how to be a wideboy!!!