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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    The cost of a consultation is a small price to pay.:emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    SwanHills Well-Known Member

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    I find it necessary to report you to the R.S.P.C.Ants.................
     
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    SwanHills Well-Known Member

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    I for longer, and I don't have one...........
     
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    QPR New York Active Member

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    100% of all divorcees were once married.
     
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  5. sb_73

    sb_73 Well-Known Member

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    I deeply regret starting this thread.
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I like carrying it on:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja:emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0170-ninja
     
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I like lowering the standard of it.
     
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  8. QPRoma

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    1. You cannot wash your eyes with soap
    2. You cannot count your hairs
    3. You cannot breathe from your nose with your tongue out
    4. You just tried to do n. 3
    6. When you tried you realised it is possible but you look like a dog
    7. Now you are smiling
    8. You skipped n.5
    9. You just checked if there was a five

    Apologies to all..........
     
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    QPRoma, Sep 22, 2015
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  9. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Having sex at least once per week can lower a man’s risk of heart disease by 30%, stroke by 50%, and diabetes by 40%. It has also been shown that men with an active sex life are more likely to live past 80 years.

    https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CBwQFjAAahUKEwjTqITgo4rIAhVXLogKHTxFBqw&url=http://99facts.blogspot.com/2008/03/unbelievable-but-true-facts.html&usg=AFQjCNEq62Y2rKiBcpOnA-r4R6qtfgUAPw&sig2=jI7b-eV84x788uIkxz7K6g

    Sorry if I'm inactive on this board in the very near future .............. I'll be trying to stay alive!
     
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    New testament, page one, gospel according to Matthew is there to prove Jesus’s heritage back to David & Abraham in order to fore fill old testament prophecies and lists the ancestry.

    One big problem with this (if you believe it in any of this in the first place) it lists Joseph as Jesus’s dad, erm wasn’t that supposed to be the holy ghost??? Anyway from this the rest of the page is nil and void being that NONE of them are related to Jesus, whoops!
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    The female version of this would be helpful Aussie
    The wife likes to stay healthy
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Domestic cats have barbed penises. They have about 120 to 150 one-millimeter-long spines that point backwards. When the penis withdraws from the female cat, the spines rake along the vagina, triggering ovulation
     
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    If you twist the left ear of a cat south and twist the right ear north
    Then most cats will say Fat Bacon

    Unbelievable works every time

    Never ouch or **** off

    Fat Bacon 10 out 10

    Otters do a very similar thing expect they say kuntymonkey
     
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    Oh **** it’s back
     
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    sb_73, Apr 17, 2019
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    Astounding that Kiwi was sitting at home and thought, 'No one has posted on the 'Astounding Facts and Amazing Stories' thread since September 2015, we ought to get that going again.'

    Impressive work Kiwi.

    In 1974, the Journal of Applied Behavior Analysis published a paper titled "The Unsuccessful Self-Treatment of a Case of 'Writer's Block.'" It contained a total of zero words.
     
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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    blame wherever
    he was the one who reminded me about it

    remember

    blame #wherever
     
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    ..... allegedly....
     
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