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Asset Stripping

Discussion in 'Celtic' started by Go G YellowScreen, Feb 22, 2012.

  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You can have Kirk Broadfoot for £10 million. He's a utility player who can play 'It's a Long Way to Tipperary' on the spoons. He also doubles as the team chef - just don't let him near the microwave. <ok>
     
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  2. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    McGregor - £3m
    Davis - £1.5m
    Lafferty - £1m
    Wallace - £1m (unless Hearts block it)
    Naismith - £3m (depending on how he comes back from injury)
    Whittaker - £1m

    That's about it in terms of sellable asssets.

    Their best player, Aluko, is only on contract till the summer and will probably get snapped up by a bigger team. Probably Celtic.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I'm bored and blame ST for mentioning this to me <whistle>

    I'd buy anyone for £10 million if it comes with a microwave and many different flavours of rustler burgers!

    Is McGregor the keeper?
     
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  4. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Aye, or McShagger as he's generally known round these parts.

    Sounds manly but then we found out his girlfriend gave him a hiding.

    <pussymuir>
     
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  5. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh> Well, I'll buy the keeper if he's going cheap, I need someone I can take advantage of.
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Lee McCulloch will build you a conservatory....for the right price.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    I thought he just emptied bins
     
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  8. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    If the price is too high, Celtic assistant Gary Parker is very reasonable. While he's building the conservatory, Paddy McCourt will tarmac your driveway.
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    couldve had the lot for a pound a good few months ago <ok>
     
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  10. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Just think what they're going to do when they're let go.

    Elbows back on the bins.
    Broadfoot back on Ayr beach given rides to kids.
    Edu making porn vids.
    John Fleck modelling.
     
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  11. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Boo ****ing hoo.

    Orange bastard :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Bigot :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  13. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    McCourt does that in his spare time

    Paddys Part Time Provo Pavers
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Aye n wat :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> Fair do's
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    No more cash for wages after Thursday <whistle>
     
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  17. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I hope for Rangers sake that there is no lead or copper on the roofs of the stands.
     
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  18. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    How many Rangers (Administration) players can you fit in a phonebox








    By Friday, all of them
     
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  19. RAVENBLACK

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    Ouch <laugh>
     
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  20. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The Gers were constantly told that Whyte was an asset stripper. The fact that the 200k he got for the shares didn't even go into the clubs coffers is unbelievable, he has some brass neck on him <laugh>
     
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