Ashley Cole to United!!!!

United fans wouldn't want Cole anyway, they already have the best left back in the world in Evra...

 

Oh such satire

 

I think he might love me even more. I even have an affectionate pet name.

The worrying thing is he might one day settle down and reproduce. Even more worrying, perhaps he already has.

 

Yes I have reproduced and unlike you mines in the correct place and not on my slopey forehead like yours.

 

Well that is worrying. Hopefully they have their mother's brains and the milkman's social skills.

 

Was that a Pikey attempt at humour? Can't wait for your mother & sister jokes
How very trailer trash.

 

Touched a nerve? No attempts at humour from me. I was genuine in my desire for your offspring to have none of your traits, for the good of us all.