A winter in Queensland is hotter then New Zealand summer. The heat you feel down there is the steam coming from me pissing on you!If it will dull the pain, the Aussie posters won't be on much tonight as they are all snowed in up their east coast with the worst winter weather in living memory. I hope their bollocks drop off.
The weather men have investigated and worked out that too many fig trees have been destroyed lately leading to blizzards, then dust storms, plague of frogs, boils etc etc etc.
PS: it will unexpectedly rain in UK soon so the game will be abandoned as a draw. Please!
Cheeky, topsy, turvy ****, lol.A winter in Queensland is hotter then New Zealand summer. The heat you feel down there is the steam coming from me pissing on you!

Cheeky, topsy, turvy ****, lol.[/QUOTE
Morning Billy! You need to go in the sheds at lords and give your team a right kick up the arse lol![]()
Yeah mate but cook and stokes need to put a shift in to salvage the draw, we have found some life in this pitch.. Fellas playing well so far this test..They were ****e mate - nee excuses.
That depends on your point of view.Yeah mate but cook and stokes need to put a shift in to salvage the draw, we have found some life in this pitch.. Fellas playing well so far this test..

That depends on your point of view.![]()
Someone's gotta balance this thread out mate
Where's that Perth **** Haggis got to?Someone's gotta balance this thread out mate
Can't wait to get me hands on the new away strip! Might get a photo of it with the Urn!
The Scottish Nigerian? No ****ing idea mateWhere's that Perth **** Haggis got to?
****ing Jock Aussie, thought he'd be showing you some solidarity.

Where's the rest of your Barmy army? Bloody soft cocksWhere's that Perth **** Haggis got to?
****ing Jock Aussie, thought he'd be showing you some solidarity.

Bit of a mongrel Haggis like eh?The Scottish Nigerian? No ****ing idea mate![]()

Dunno, bloody good turn out by you guys at Lords mind, fair play.Where's the rest of your Barmy army? Bloody soft cocks![]()

Gotta watch out for Haggis mate lolBit of a mongrel Haggis like eh?![]()
Yeah top support! Merv Hughes was in the crowd too, top blokeDunno, bloody good turn out by you guys at Lords mind, fair play.![]()
Can't wait for tonight, is it too early to start celebrating? Lol