Ashes 2019

[Chief]

We need Monty Panesar and Jimmy Anderson here to save the day.

 

[Sharpe*]

We need Monty Panesar and Jimmy Anderson here to save the day.

We were not doing too bad until Roy had a rush of blood.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Yyyeeeesss

Lavaly lavaly

6 to go

5-0 whitewash on the way

 

[Stan]

He's horribly out of form. Has been for a while. He was **** in the WC and he's been shunted around the test order looking for a place for him. If he's not taking wickets then he isn't contributing.

Hopefully he'll bat for 4 hours today and keep his place.

More likely that Lyon will show that it's a turning wicket that Ali failed to exploit.

So Ali now just needs to bat for four hours as Lyon has, predictably, shown up his bowling.

 

[Fox Mulder]

The next hour will be soooo fun to watch

 

[Fox Mulder]

England could have done with trescothik and straus today at 1 and 2

 

[Stan]

England could have done with trescothik and straus today at 1 and 2

You can't even cut and paste from Google properly you spanner.

 

[Fox Mulder]

You can't even cut and paste from Google properly you spanner.

I typed it you cocksucker .. i figured youd know enough about cricket to figure it out

 

[Stan]

I typed it you cocksucker .. i figured youd know enough about cricket to figure it out

Of course. Why would you have gone with Banger in a situation like this?

 

[Fox Mulder]

Of course. Why would you have gone with Banger in a situation like this?

What ?

Anyway get ready

5 wickets to.go

 

[Chief]

England could have done with trescothik and straus today at 1 and 2

Or Panesar and Anderson at 10 & 11, just to the labour the point that no one got!

 

[Fox Mulder]

Or Panesar and Anderson at 10 & 11, just to the labour the point that no one got!

You never know i remember warne getting 99 about ten years ago at number 9

 

[Stan]

What ?

Anyway get ready

5 wickets to.go

You need professional help!

 

[Fox Mulder]

You need professional help!

Why australia are winning

 

[Stan]

Why australia are winning

I know that Haw Haw.

 

[Fox Mulder]

I know that Haw Haw.

So you and tobes play the skin flute.

Dont get another hard on and thread ban me tobes its just banter .

 

[Stan]

So you and tobes play the skin flute.

Dont get another hard on and thread ban me tobes its just banter .

 

[Chief]

You never know i remember warne getting 99 about ten years ago at number 9

Wasn't Warne, it was Ashton Agar wasn't it?

I went to that test, we still won.

Was also at Monty and Anderson's last stand by the way. A miserable cloudy Cardiff day where not much happened but we didn't lose.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Wasn't Warne, it was Ashton Agar wasn't it?

I went to that test, we still won.

Was also at Monty and Anderson's last stand by the way. A miserable cloudy Cardiff day where not much happened but we didn't lose.

Defo shane warne

 

[Chief]

Agar was ashes, which is why I thought you were referring to that, Warne was against NZ.

Agar only got 98 anyway!