Ashes 17/18 thread

Bell?
If they were going to recall him, he wouldn't bat at 10.

 

Oh great. Can't wait.

It rivals celebrity jungle, for the amount of ****s not given.

 

Ball, obvs.

****ing typo!

 

I'm sure you can let this one go, given the amount of ****e threads you post!

 

1 day to go!

Really looking forward to it.

 

Matt Prior thinks it will be Vince at 3.

 

Unfortunately, he's another walking wicket, just like Ballance.

This is our big problem, if an opener falls quickly, the likes of Vince and Ballance follow immediately and we're two down with **** all on the board.

I hope he proves me wrong, I've more confidence in him than I have in Ballance anyway.

 

True. Cricket is kinda 'meh' to me. Although it sounds a canny good piss up 'the barmy army'.

 

The **** Boycott is one of the pundits.

 

Swanny has aged a lot since he retired.

 

Joe Root is a proper lad. He’ll be Sir Joe one day.

I’ll watch the first few overs just because it’s the right ting to do.

 

Are you going to give us ball by ball commentatry?

 

Unlikely.

I’ll realise after the second delivery that I should be asleep.

It was no different when I used to actually go to the matches.

I’ve had some of my best kips at the cricket.

 

Barmy army?

 

No but I have met a few of them. Mostly good lads, the poster boy for them is an utter ****. A bit like that Pompey fan who got a bit of publicity for being a ****.

 

They all must have good jobs.

 

England won't lose this series...draw at worst

Come on England!

 

The guy who runs it is based in Sunbury which is a posh Surrey town but they’re definitely not all rich lads. If you think about the countries they travel to they can often get cheap accommodation.

 

I lived in Surrey for over 8 years. Still a pauper, mind a 5 year holiday shagging whores and getting pissed probably helped.

 

Where did you live?