Imagine a similar excuse in Liverpools magistrates courts. Your worships, Whilst window shopping, I went inside to check out a new shirt, and I lost my balance. In doing so, I must have grabbed a rail full of clothing, and in my unbalanced state, several shirts must have slipped off the rial, and ended up in my open backpack. How several ties and socks ended up in my pockets is still a mystery to me, and I can only assume was because of my confused state of mind after the fall. I will still in a dazed condition when I ran from the store, and I am totally innocent of the class A drugs that were found in my left sock. These must have been slipped into my sock by an unknown person whilst I was being handcuffed by the police officer, who had chased after me when I left the shop in a dazed condition. Seems like the local culture has even got Luis convinced its acceptable!
The vile sewer rat is being laughed at all over the world. An accident ...run into the player ...the footage shows a wild animal jumping on the guy's shoulder with a clear biting movement of the head. I am not sure that vile scumbag could sink any lower.
The funny thing is, FIFA gave him the longer ban because of his poor excuse, so he really is as thick as a Scouser.
