Don't wish Dossena on yourself. He's a nasty little **** who's out to hurt his opponents. He's rarely made the bench since his shocking challenge on Meyler. He may be **** but don't put it past him to give one of your lads a lengthy spell on the sidelines. Hate the little **** myself.
And there's always Lee Cattermole. They should call him Clattermole, for the way he mistimes his tackles and clatters into players.
But that's all he does. Catts ain't nasty he just has crazy mistime tackle moments. Dossena on the other hand if pretty much evil.
Incidentally, I've been watching Jesus Perez's interviews today. He strikes me as an excellent right hand man. Thoroughly dependable and competent. I have every confidence in him and his team of coaches.
Isn't it a fleet of coaches ? And with all of those coaches why aren't you expecting more than 500 to make the journey?
The very lovely Mrs Godders had a letter from the LEA authorising her to administer corporal punishment in her school. She had to practice before she was let loose on naughty little boys so she practiced on her "big boy" at home first. It was great fun and it certainly spiced up the jolly old sex life.
Fonte shouldn't be rested. My theory is if he didn't notice his injury till he took his shin pad off, he's just a big wuss making a fuss. Bit of Germolene and he'll be fine (I hope).
Don't go there, you'll annoy Downthe36. He probably prefers the swearing trolls that pop up here. Apologies for the old farts memories last night.
STOP PRESS! FRAN IN "CALLING FONTE A BIG WUSS" SCANDAL I need to sit down. Is the sky still there or has it fallen down? Fran have you got a new fella or something? You ok? We can send someone to check? #fontemortified