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Likewise!

 

BBW - I think you will need an agent to negotiate the best deal.

Based on what you wrote I reckon I could secure a deal for you worth a signing on fee of at least a pint of lager and 2 packets of crisps - your personal choice of flavours of course!

 

Very good BBW, you never know he might like your humour so much you may get a trial! Best of luck!

 

Chris 13 - I would like to graciously accept your offer, and confirm you as my agent. I would like you to begin putting together my personal Wikipedia page.

Thanks emiatss! It would be great if I did get a trial. I couldn't think of anything funnier!!

 

Many years a go, when we had an injury crisis, GT advertised in The Times for players, preferably with two arms and two legs. All applicants got 2 tickets to a game.

 

Funny you should mention that NZ Was having a brief chat with Lionel about his next book and how that advert was in his first book! on twitter!

 

brilliant BBW, just brilliant!

 

darn it, i can't give you a rep point...poop!

 

No worries H done it for you lol, it has been put fwd for article as well!

 

coolio, coz it's brilliant! lol (not sure i mentioned brilliant )

 

We have had one or two on newsnow now!

 

have we? that's good. Haven't had a chance to catch up on the mods board yet coz i'm still trying to keep up here! lol

 

Check out News now!

 

okies

 

i can see one...emiatss ...coolio!