I will not be too happy if I were you, you have your last 2 games, with the help of corrupt/bent officials , ok you have been really lucky, scoring 2 "goals" against Wigan and a phantom goal against the spuds, your luck may be about to run out starting tomorrow night.
Drogs : at least you are not smug - but a smile must have crossed your face after 8 mins?? I imagine you are only human. I know I will laugh if it happens to you. Why do humans laugh at others' misfortunes.... we deserve to be told.
