Garth is so off the wall that I actually like him, plus he looks identical to a friend of mine with the only exception that my mate is white so I have great fun guessing how he metamorphosises on his trips from our Devon village to his London Studio, does it happen gradually increasing as he nears London or instantly as he passes Stonehenge? The BBC coverage of footie is generally good but not without its flaws, witness Saints players ratings for the Arsenal game and what's all this Lauro v a-never-heard-of-celebrity crap about?
