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Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger said it "hurt" him more to sell left-back Kieran Gibbs, 27, to West Brom than let midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 24, join Liverpool. (Mail on Sunday)


Ouch!

 

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger says "there are not many interesting games" in the group stages of the Champions League and "it has lost some attraction". (Sunday Telegraph)


Meow!

 

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger says getting Aaron Ramsey and Danny Welbeck to sign new deals is "something we want to address" but expects "more and more players going into the final year of their contracts". The 26-year-olds' contracts run until the summer of 2019. (Guardian)

Rats deserting a sinking ship!

When is the old fossil going to realise that no one wants to play for the club whilst he remains there, lingering like a rancid fart?

 

Poncetto said that he will not be buying anymore sexually abused Columbian schoolboys from Martin & friends because when they get the ball they want to lick it instead of passing it.

 

Yullaw: Lacazette is so predictable. Doesn't offer anything. World beater in Ligue 1 doesn't assure you'd be a good player in the Premier League.
(Tweet to BBC Football Live)

By Jove! I do believe the penny has finally dropped!

Arsenal will win this match by a country mile, but that will be in spite of Lacazette, not because of him.

And because it's Watford they are playing.

 

Watford 1 v 1 Arsenal

Arsenal Fan TV tonight, if it stays like this!

 

Arsenal

 

Was the gig cancelled?

 

No.

I'm just back, in fact.

I left when it was still Watford 1 v 1 Arsenal.

Can't believe the dozy ****ers went and bottled it in the dying seconds!

No... actually, I can believe it. This Arsenal side is the worst I have ever seen. Gutless and clueless.

I am going to enjoy watching them, this season.


Wenger in!

 

On motd?

Must have been an early gig. Hardly headliners.

 

While Watford have a week to prepare for their visit to Chelsea next Saturday, Arsenal face a demanding trip to Serbia to face Red Star Belgrade in the Europa League on Thursday. Then it's back to London to get ready for a game at Everton on 22 October.
(BBC Football Live, commentary)


The tribulations of "Thursday night" footy for the Gunners!

Let's see how that tactical genius, Wenger (no, don't laugh, lads!), copes with this!

 

BBC retard.

I bet you like filming your yorkshie terrier taking a ****.

 

Posted at86 mins
Watford 1-1 Arsenal

Jack Wilshere will not be making an appearance.

He looked set to come on but Arsene Wenger has changed his mind and lines up Rob Holding for Laurent Koscielny.

Arsenal fans respond with chants of 'you don't know what you're doing'.

(BBC Live commentary)


I don't think I've witnessed this amount of abuse hurled at a manager by his own fans since Roy Hodgson was viciously vilified by Mousers.

 

Just seen this on YouTube. It's clearly an old one, but new to me.

I love this guy! He's gone for a moody "black and white" theme to this one, probably to lend the video a bit of class.

Anyone who can make Pixie seem shrewd has got to be worth a giggle, eh, lads?

 

You're football knowledge is so limited. Bet your windows are plastic on your

Like a spurs song, you retard

 

...the fact that you take this as vindication of your vitriolic, angst driven, drivel about Lacazette, just highlights your footballing ignorance, Quentin .... his movement and close control are excellent and his goal ratio so far is very impressive ... no proper football fan could do anything but be impressed by the speed of thought, quick feet and wonderful execution of the little chip to Welbeck inside the penalty area in the first half ... absolute top drawer ... he's an excellent talent addition to the EPL ... whoever he plays for ...

.... do stop being a twat, Quentin

 

Arsenal's Mesut Ozil, 28, and Alexis Sanchez, 28, are both out of contract at the end of the season and the Gunners are planning to sell of them in the January transfer window. (Star)


Yes, we know!

 

So why post it again you Uber Bell-end?