On a more serious note though, I would like to do some helicopter lessons one day. Always fascinated me.
I'm only down the road. I'll pick you up in my Concorde and we'll pop over the air field for some beers and Choppa flying.
Very true, though trudging around Southampton Common on a December night when it's pissing down doesn't have quite the same appeal
Sounds good fella, did I mention that I own my own small mountain up in the highlands with my own version of the playboy mansion on it? I call it My Megaslut Manor. True story bro.
Anyway this was me last night. My butler filmed it. Expensive night, bit of a mare. Mrs pissed off, you know the normal Sunday night shizzle
Good of you to finally come clean mate. Shame it's taken you 20 pages of squirming, but at least it gave the rest of us a good laugh. And to think, you could have just fessed up when I gave you the chance right at the beginning of this thread
I can prove that I will be running in the 2004 San Francisco Marathon this year. Of course, by following weekend I will take that to mean the weekend that follows the one that is always ahead, therefore once any weekend arrives, I will post my proof on the 'following weekend' thereby never actually posting it. I'm a clever **** like this and this will of course in no way reveal that I'm actually bullshitting.
I'm sure I can knock something up on photoshop. I'm only doing the 2004 SF marathon this year as I wanted a new challenge. Last year I was awarded the Nobel Prize for underwater speed knitting and previous to that I was the only person to successfully complete the journey to the centre of the Earth, wearing only a loincloth. These things have become regular achievements for me, so I tend not to brag on here about them.
