arsenal rumours

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I heard a few rumours of defenders but nothing materialised. It'll be the same next year as well. We'll desperately need a solid central defender but Wenger will go ahead and sign some 13 year old midfielder from Zambia or Bangladesh.

ffs.

fffs.
 
I hear wenger has paid £500,000 to implant a super arsenal sperm into a young french women. Mixed with the legends of arsenal past
 
Why didn't he just get Eboue to get her pregnant... would have been cheaper and would produce better offspring too.
 
Mr Nice said:
I am not Jonathon Nice. My name is Ben Plilkington from Islington. I am 24 and I am a travel agent.
Anymore you want to know?
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Ah ok then yes i do eant to know more...

so how much do you take home after tax?
Do you get free holidays?
how many days holiday do you get?
What size is your waist?
What size is your shoes?
whats your favorite colour?
Whats you favorite food?
How many bedrooms do you have in your house/flat?
Do you live alone or with parents/Girlfriend/boyfriend?
have you ever considered being Nice?
Would you take it in the bum for a fiver?
Do you trombone your dad?
Do you enjoy docking?

please feel free to answer at any point....
 
Ok, here goes:
so how much do you take home after tax? 14k
Do you get free holidays? 25% discount, not free
how many days holiday do you get? Pro rata
What size is your waist? 32"
What size is your shoes? 9
whats your favorite colour? Pasty baige
Whats you favorite food? Wafers
How many bedrooms do you have in your house/flat? 1
Do you live alone or with parents/Girlfriend/boyfriend? Cival Partner
have you ever considered being Nice? Yes
Would you take it in the bum for a fiver? Yes
Do you trombone your dad? No
Do you enjoy docking? Yes

Anymore?
 
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