After reading and partaking in a very helpful and informative thread on 606 regarding Arsenal fans, I thought it would be a shame for this useful information to disappear when 606 closes and so I have collated some of the information into a meta thread here hoping we can feed our minds and pass the knowledge down the generations to our children and our childrens children.
If you have any other interesting Arsenal facts please feel free to add them below.
Arsenal fans wear tinfoil hats

Arsenal fans have large stocks of tinned food and dried food.

Arsenal fans believe that a secret society rules the world

Arsenal fans believe Howard 'MUFC' Webb is leader of this secret society.
Arsenal fans do not know who George Graham or Don howe was.
Arsenal fans drive only drive diesel powered cars.
All Arsenal fans do their food shopping on a tuesday afternoon.
In Soviet Russia Arsenal supports you.
Arsenal fans believe that having the majority of possession depite managing no shots on target means they were the better team.
When 2 Arsenal fans stand side by side they usually face each other in opposite directions to keep an eye out for United fans they believe to be posing as referees.
In 1972, 3 Arsenal fans tried to cross the Thames in a rubber dingy. The dingy hit a whale and capsized leaving the 3 men in the water. Luckily 2 of the men were strong swimmers and helped the third man to safety.
A young goat is called a 'Kid'. A young Arsenal fan is called a div.
Because of their weight, which averages 13 stone, Arsenal fans require a run of more than 30 feet to become airborne.
Arsene Wenger bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
An Arsenal fan can smell water 8 miles away?
The eyeball of an Human weighs approximately 28 grams
The eyeball of an Arsenal fan weighs approximately 6 grams
Did you know by combining the DNA of 2 unrelated arsenal fans you can infact create a Tottenham fan.

Scientists cannot explain this but feel it may have something to do with metal poisoning caused by over wearing tin foil hats.
Arsenal fans don't use condoms. They use their own personality as a contraception
The number of Arsenal fans living in the wild was drastically reduced in 2009 due to the destruction of their ancient homeland france.
Arsenal fans were the first people to use postage stamps.
if you give an Arsenal fan two litres of Tottenham fans' tears they will tell you the secret to 'football as it should be.' Unfortunately this has never happened, so no one knows football like the chosen Arsenal "supporters"
38% of arsenal fans have hairy knees
Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet so that they know which end to wipe.
3 Arsenal fans were the first people on the moon, in 1922. They just told no one about it because what they found there is the secret of their power
Arsenal fans have a peripheral vision of 5 degrees.
one fifth of Arsenal fans don't believe in cats
one fifth of Arsenal fans are cats
One fifth of Arsenal fans have no belief in themselves. 
Which is to be expected,
Arsenal fans usually live in small herds. They cannot fly but use their arms to help them change direction while running.
Theo Walcott remains a Southampton fan so is yet to master this trick
The Wheelbarrow was invented by 2 Arsenal fans from Nairobi
Theres a Wool Which Arsenal* fans are highly allergic to.
They come out in bouts of boils and sores and it can last well over 5 years.
25% of Arsenal Fans' owners blow dry their Arsenal Fan's hair after giving them a bath.

Arsenal fans are the only species able to hold their tail vertically while they walk
Arsenal fans always launch backwards for a quick getaway.
Arsenal Fans shot JFK
Arsenal fans have been known to eat the raw onions round their neck when they are exposed to stressful situations.
Arsenal fans have been known to drink diesel for improved miles per gallon ratios.

In 1914 an Arsenal fan attempted to take a bullet for the Kaiser in order to prevent world war 1. 

If you total up all the numbers on a basic keypad and divide it by 13 you have the average distance between 2 arsenal fans.

Caging of Arsenal fans was seen as cruel and there has been a huge increase in free range arsenal fans.

Rampant rabbits are the pet of choice for Arsenal fans.

The movie 'dude wheres my car' was actually based on a short story written by Arsenal fan Piers Morgan and titled 'dude wheres my trophys'
An Arsenal fan can dig an 8ft long tunnel in just one night!
Arsenal fans use their tongue as the primary organ for their sense of touch
Arsenal fans are believed to be the cause of Arselona Flu which has claimed the lives of 37 since 2008.

An Arsenal fans tongue is twice the length of its body.
This allows the Arsenal fan to groom him/her self. Other benefits include saving on every more expensive toilet roll.
Kite flying is a professional sport in Highbury.
Some Arsenal Fans are legless! They look like snakes. Look closely, if you see ear openings and moveable eyes, itÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãââs really a Arsenal Fan.
63% of an Arsenal fans were never born
A male Arsenal fan can't kill a leopard
Arsenal fans urine glows in the dark if a black light is shone on it. This is a good way to detect Arsenal fan urine in your home.
Arsenal fans can't swallow with their eyes open.
Arsenal Fans can touch their heels with their toes.
Arsenal fans only use chairs made of wood
Monopoly is the most played board game in Highbury
Arsenal fans are born underwater
The reason Arsenal fans hail from France is due to the law in the late 1800s in London. The words cock and arse were forbidden which ment ther could be no Cockney Arsenal fans.
Arsenal fans smell with their elbows and taste with their feet.
Throughout its lifetime, an Arsenal fan goes through six sets of teeth. The Arsenal fan starves to death once the sixth set of teeth falls out.
An Arsenal fans calendar has 13 months. The 13th month is called Triangulary and the months are in a different order to a Traditional calendar.
Their year starts in September and ends in January.
No two Arsenal fans are the same and they're never born as twins, triplets or anything other than by themselves. The pregnancy lasting for several years and being extremely painful for the happy mother.
It has also been witnessed that amongst the Arsenal fan species the female eats the male after intercourse.
Arsenal fans are twice as likely to develop lower back pain than taxi drivers.
Its a well kept secret amongst Arsenal fans that Arsenal play the best football. Its so well kept infact that nobody else knows.
Part of the Emirates stadium is a used as a museum for Strawberries
Andrei Arshavin is made up of 61% Cabbage
4% of all global carbon dioxide emissions are from Arsenal fans.
Cesc Fabregas has fake eyebrows
The occiput of an Arsenal Fan is made of Carbon Fibre
16.5% of Arsenal fans have eaten a pickled egg, and 35% of that group spat it out.
11% of Arsenal Fans can't turn left
Piers Morgan is a massive Pokemon fan and has 6 copies of every card. One for every room in his house and a spare set for the car.
Arsenal fans only wear clothes from H&M
Tarmac was not invented by an Arsenal fan
Arsenal fans speak a slightly modified version of the English language. For instance, in Arsenalese theres no word for "Almost" This can be seen when Arsenal fans speak of things such as being "invincible" "Effective" "Attractive" or "Good"
The 2006 book C'est moi, le champion by Philip Waechter. Does not contain the word Arsenal
An Arsenal fan can have many uses; here are just a few:



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Once an Arsenal fan has bonded with a herd it will protect them against predators (Ipswich fan, West Brom fan, Hen) as it would one of its own. It beds down with the herd at night and on hearing any strange noises will voice a warning to the herd and chase, although rarely catching the predator.



Foal or stable companionÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæ


The Arsenal fan seems to have a calming effect on horses. It can be introduced to a mare and foal and on separation from its mother the foal looks to the Arsenal fan for support. In a similar way an Arsenal fan can be an excellent field or stable companion to a nervous horse.



Working Arsenal fans
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There are very few working Arsenal fans in London today, however, in many developing countries such as France an Arsenal fan is a personÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãââs most prized possession being used to pull loads and carts and to work mills and wells.
The bikini was invented at the same time in 1946 by two Arsenal fans working independently of each other. Jacques Heim got his out first, calling his two-piece bathing suit lÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââAtome. However, rival Louis Reard trumped him by hiring a skywriter to advertise his Bikini over the Riviera, and his name stuck. Arsenal fans still wear them to this day and admission to the Emirates stadium is actually refused to any Arsenal fans not wearing the traditional apparel.
Arsenal fans are not, despite the widely held belief, allergic to spoons.
Arsenal fans believe the world is flat
Arsenal fans believe the moon is square
And made of Cheese <<<<<<< French of course
If you have any other interesting Arsenal facts please feel free to add them below.
Arsenal fans wear tinfoil hats

Arsenal fans have large stocks of tinned food and dried food.

Arsenal fans believe that a secret society rules the world

Arsenal fans believe Howard 'MUFC' Webb is leader of this secret society.
Arsenal fans do not know who George Graham or Don howe was.
Arsenal fans drive only drive diesel powered cars.
All Arsenal fans do their food shopping on a tuesday afternoon.
In Soviet Russia Arsenal supports you.
Arsenal fans believe that having the majority of possession depite managing no shots on target means they were the better team.
When 2 Arsenal fans stand side by side they usually face each other in opposite directions to keep an eye out for United fans they believe to be posing as referees.
In 1972, 3 Arsenal fans tried to cross the Thames in a rubber dingy. The dingy hit a whale and capsized leaving the 3 men in the water. Luckily 2 of the men were strong swimmers and helped the third man to safety.
A young goat is called a 'Kid'. A young Arsenal fan is called a div.
Because of their weight, which averages 13 stone, Arsenal fans require a run of more than 30 feet to become airborne.
Arsene Wenger bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
An Arsenal fan can smell water 8 miles away?
The eyeball of an Human weighs approximately 28 grams
The eyeball of an Arsenal fan weighs approximately 6 grams
Did you know by combining the DNA of 2 unrelated arsenal fans you can infact create a Tottenham fan.

Scientists cannot explain this but feel it may have something to do with metal poisoning caused by over wearing tin foil hats.
Arsenal fans don't use condoms. They use their own personality as a contraception
The number of Arsenal fans living in the wild was drastically reduced in 2009 due to the destruction of their ancient homeland france.
Arsenal fans were the first people to use postage stamps.
if you give an Arsenal fan two litres of Tottenham fans' tears they will tell you the secret to 'football as it should be.' Unfortunately this has never happened, so no one knows football like the chosen Arsenal "supporters"
38% of arsenal fans have hairy knees
Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet so that they know which end to wipe.
3 Arsenal fans were the first people on the moon, in 1922. They just told no one about it because what they found there is the secret of their power
Arsenal fans have a peripheral vision of 5 degrees.
one fifth of Arsenal fans don't believe in cats
one fifth of Arsenal fans are cats
One fifth of Arsenal fans have no belief in themselves. 
Which is to be expected,
Arsenal fans usually live in small herds. They cannot fly but use their arms to help them change direction while running.
Theo Walcott remains a Southampton fan so is yet to master this trick
The Wheelbarrow was invented by 2 Arsenal fans from Nairobi
Theres a Wool Which Arsenal* fans are highly allergic to.
They come out in bouts of boils and sores and it can last well over 5 years.
25% of Arsenal Fans' owners blow dry their Arsenal Fan's hair after giving them a bath.

Arsenal fans are the only species able to hold their tail vertically while they walk
Arsenal fans always launch backwards for a quick getaway.
Arsenal Fans shot JFK
Arsenal fans have been known to eat the raw onions round their neck when they are exposed to stressful situations.
Arsenal fans have been known to drink diesel for improved miles per gallon ratios.

In 1914 an Arsenal fan attempted to take a bullet for the Kaiser in order to prevent world war 1. 

If you total up all the numbers on a basic keypad and divide it by 13 you have the average distance between 2 arsenal fans.

Caging of Arsenal fans was seen as cruel and there has been a huge increase in free range arsenal fans.

Rampant rabbits are the pet of choice for Arsenal fans.

The movie 'dude wheres my car' was actually based on a short story written by Arsenal fan Piers Morgan and titled 'dude wheres my trophys'
An Arsenal fan can dig an 8ft long tunnel in just one night!
Arsenal fans use their tongue as the primary organ for their sense of touch
Arsenal fans are believed to be the cause of Arselona Flu which has claimed the lives of 37 since 2008.

An Arsenal fans tongue is twice the length of its body.
This allows the Arsenal fan to groom him/her self. Other benefits include saving on every more expensive toilet roll.
Kite flying is a professional sport in Highbury.
Some Arsenal Fans are legless! They look like snakes. Look closely, if you see ear openings and moveable eyes, itÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãââs really a Arsenal Fan.
63% of an Arsenal fans were never born
A male Arsenal fan can't kill a leopard
Arsenal fans urine glows in the dark if a black light is shone on it. This is a good way to detect Arsenal fan urine in your home.
Arsenal fans can't swallow with their eyes open.
Arsenal Fans can touch their heels with their toes.
Arsenal fans only use chairs made of wood
Monopoly is the most played board game in Highbury
Arsenal fans are born underwater
The reason Arsenal fans hail from France is due to the law in the late 1800s in London. The words cock and arse were forbidden which ment ther could be no Cockney Arsenal fans.
Arsenal fans smell with their elbows and taste with their feet.
Throughout its lifetime, an Arsenal fan goes through six sets of teeth. The Arsenal fan starves to death once the sixth set of teeth falls out.
An Arsenal fans calendar has 13 months. The 13th month is called Triangulary and the months are in a different order to a Traditional calendar.
Their year starts in September and ends in January.
No two Arsenal fans are the same and they're never born as twins, triplets or anything other than by themselves. The pregnancy lasting for several years and being extremely painful for the happy mother.
It has also been witnessed that amongst the Arsenal fan species the female eats the male after intercourse.
Arsenal fans are twice as likely to develop lower back pain than taxi drivers.
Its a well kept secret amongst Arsenal fans that Arsenal play the best football. Its so well kept infact that nobody else knows.
Part of the Emirates stadium is a used as a museum for Strawberries
Andrei Arshavin is made up of 61% Cabbage
4% of all global carbon dioxide emissions are from Arsenal fans.
Cesc Fabregas has fake eyebrows
The occiput of an Arsenal Fan is made of Carbon Fibre
16.5% of Arsenal fans have eaten a pickled egg, and 35% of that group spat it out.
11% of Arsenal Fans can't turn left
Piers Morgan is a massive Pokemon fan and has 6 copies of every card. One for every room in his house and a spare set for the car.
Arsenal fans only wear clothes from H&M
Tarmac was not invented by an Arsenal fan
Arsenal fans speak a slightly modified version of the English language. For instance, in Arsenalese theres no word for "Almost" This can be seen when Arsenal fans speak of things such as being "invincible" "Effective" "Attractive" or "Good"
The 2006 book C'est moi, le champion by Philip Waechter. Does not contain the word Arsenal
An Arsenal fan can have many uses; here are just a few:



Protect sheep/cattle & goatsÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæ 


Once an Arsenal fan has bonded with a herd it will protect them against predators (Ipswich fan, West Brom fan, Hen) as it would one of its own. It beds down with the herd at night and on hearing any strange noises will voice a warning to the herd and chase, although rarely catching the predator.



Foal or stable companionÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæ


The Arsenal fan seems to have a calming effect on horses. It can be introduced to a mare and foal and on separation from its mother the foal looks to the Arsenal fan for support. In a similar way an Arsenal fan can be an excellent field or stable companion to a nervous horse.



Working Arsenal fans
ÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâæÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃââââ¬à ¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâæ

There are very few working Arsenal fans in London today, however, in many developing countries such as France an Arsenal fan is a personÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãââs most prized possession being used to pull loads and carts and to work mills and wells.
The bikini was invented at the same time in 1946 by two Arsenal fans working independently of each other. Jacques Heim got his out first, calling his two-piece bathing suit lÃÆÃâÃâ ââ¬â¢ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¡ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâìÃÆÃâÃââÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¾ÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃââAtome. However, rival Louis Reard trumped him by hiring a skywriter to advertise his Bikini over the Riviera, and his name stuck. Arsenal fans still wear them to this day and admission to the Emirates stadium is actually refused to any Arsenal fans not wearing the traditional apparel.
Arsenal fans are not, despite the widely held belief, allergic to spoons.
Arsenal fans believe the world is flat
Arsenal fans believe the moon is square
And made of Cheese <<<<<<< French of course
