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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 1, 2023.

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  1. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    BOTMAN.
     
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  2. Magdad

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    he's in a gay bar without lube due to a dry Jan
     
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  3. Toonitus

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    Arteta crying
     
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  4. Judge Death

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    Not sure what Wilson's illness was, but he still looks knackered

    Usually he's so good at holding the ball up and developing attacks - he was woeful tonight which was half the problem, we never managed to hold the ball up long enough
     
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  5. Judge Death

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    He's a ****ing whiny cnut - apparently we dared to change the way we play, scandalous behaviour from Eddie Howe .... <yikes>
     
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  6. Toonitus

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    Trying to say he wasn't frustrated but he was visibly bleeding from the eyes
     
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  7. Givemeursaltytears

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    We just ****housed Arsenal
     
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  8. ToonArmy1892

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    CRY INTO YOUR PAELLA ARTETA YA ****.

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  10. Givemeursaltytears

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    We’re 2 midfielders and an attacker/winger from being a really good side
     
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  11. Shearers Right Boot

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    We outarsenalled Arsenal
     
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  12. Judge Death

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    The mackems are fewmin, fewmin I tell ya ...
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Fabian Schar is the King of fake head injury ****housery!! Mint!<laugh>
     
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    I also think we need a proper no9... Wilson is rarely fit , isak is made of balsa Wood and wood is made of thin air
     
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    It's amazing how no-one seems to mention him at all in the media. There's a chat around about how Casemiro has been an amazing and understated signing for Man Utd and yet we've got the tightest defence in the league, have had 6 clean sheets in a row, only conceded 2 in the last 11 games and the last time we conceded a goal that actually mattered (cost us points) was mid-September and yet no-one seems to notice Botman. It's not all him of course, but even so.
     
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  18. Maximin Effort

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    I like to think they are so in awe of his prowess that it frazzles their brains so they move onto someone not as good instead...
     
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    H Kane might be an option
     
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  20. Prince Isak (GG)

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    He’s the dogs bollocks isn’t he. 17/18 games and he’s still not lost a game:
     
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