Armpits

[RobSpur]

To me, armpits are the biggest tabboo of the female form.

In fact, I would say they represent one of the biggest mass lies on our planet.

Women themselves know the truth. A woman with smoothly prepared armpits, will go to almost any length to show them off. Any excuse will do, from waving far more vigourously than necessary, to soending an excessive amount of time pushing a bag into an overhead storage place in an aeroplane.

But, try to raise the subject of armpits. Try to get your face into one. And you'll be met with - at best - distain.

Why do you think armpits are such a tabboo body part, and do you think they will ever be given the acknowledgement they deserve ?

 

[SaveTheHumans]

*disdain

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Get thum smelt

 

[pompeymeowth]

You really are a grubby little man Rob.

 

[Mind The Duck]

It's "oaksturs"

Close the thread

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Rob and his B O and Romanian whore feet fetishism covered in crispy moles half eaten by maggots and big flies.

 

[bucks_is_leeds]

Ok, who put 50p in the dickhead?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Ok, who put 50p in the dickhead?

Nice result against Fulham m8

 

[bucks_is_leeds]

Nice result against Fulham m8

We were lucky, they battered us!

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

We were lucky, they battered us!

Nonsense you'll go up this season

 

[bucks_is_leeds]

Nonsense you'll go up this season

We are a shambles mate. **** pre season and dont look fit, 10 new players in so we hopefully we will improve. Rob Green though, FFS.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

We are a shambles mate. **** pre season and dont look fit, 10 new players in so we hopefully we will improve. Rob Green though, FFS.

I liked Greeno he had Lego hair.

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[RobSpur]

The aeroplane 'example' was a bit lame.

Tbh, I could only really think of the waving example.

Plus I was pretty bored.

 

[pompeymeowth]

I liked Greeno he had Lego hair.

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With a Smock, big straw floppy hat and a stick of wheat in his chops, he'd fit right into a Thomas Hardy novel.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

I like a hairy armpit on a bird. Ones where it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.

 

[RobSpur]

I like a hairy armpit on a bird. Ones where it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.

Thank you for making me look comparatively normal

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Thank you for making me look comparatively normal

You're very welcome...................us weirdos need to stick together.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

You're very welcome...................us weirdos need to stick together.

do you like WWE?

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

do you like WWE?

Nah mate. Why? The armpit thing goes back to the late seventies when on a school exchange visit to France I pulled a little bird with hairy armpits. It was like she had 3 fannies.

 

[RobSpur]

Just saw Quek telling the goalie if she saved the penalty flick, she could lick her armpits at half time. Worked a ****ing treat.