Terrible joke. I've come to expect no less of you now. I think you've become Trev MKII with your dad jokes. Hopefully I've not just aged you 20 years or something No Trev, you aren't getting a mild apology before you ask. You're old and senile, you'll have forgotten the apology within 2mins and be asking the nurse if its mince and dumplings day again for the 17th time this week, so I'm not wasting my time.
But Big Andy is too now. I felt so sorry for him when I watched a Reading game. Scored two absolute pearlers and both got disallowed. I think refs/linesmen should take pity on footballers who are clearly finished and do something great. Let them feel all warm.
On the actual subject matter, Eddie might be much much better than I thought. Him and Dan Burn are making me think I'm too hard on every **** in football. Except for Rafa. He's a ****ing dinosaur. And Bruce. He's a ****ing dinosaur too. Not taking the judgement of those two back. Rafasaurus and Bruceytacdyl. They need to go play with Picky-Rex on a purpose made island somewhere.
1. Turn around 2. Look up in the air 3. See if you can still see my 'crap dad joke' floating past you as it sails over your head
He sounded so knowledgeable when they did a post-match interview with him on the stream I was watching on Saturday. It could have been because they interviewed Jonjo Shelvey immediately before him though, and he could hardly string a sentence together.
It was horrific. I thought "who let this **** do the interview". I will give him his dues, his form has picked up. Clever he is not however.