I'd imagine having a knife pulled on you would make your dick shrivel more than a bucket of finest coke.
It was down the Ferry in Inverness, full of minks and fat stinkers. They've started calling Farmfoods "The Ferry Deli"
The boy that told me this story isn't the sharpest tool in the box. He bought a car before he had a license, had no tax or insurance and ended up getting banned for just having a car parked on the street
He's a good **** though, half Thai/Scottish. His dad is a tiny wee meek Thai dude and his maw is a big *** smoking, tinnie-guzzling Weedgie.
There was some ghost hunter programme on last week and the ****s were in an abandoned hotel in rural Argentina trying to communicate to Hitler Dunno if he confirmed the Catholic Church helped him escape though.
My eldest daughter used to watch "Most Haunted" - the funniest thing I ever saw on it (apart from the Mondays) was a wee text bar across the bottom with people's text messages on it. People saying **** like "I can see three orbs in the corner of the screen - Debbie in Romford" and then across the bottom comes "Big Jock has been in contact - he says he knew you were coming - Billy in Larkhall" You gotta give folk credit sometimes.
The wife watched that pish too. Derek Acorah made me laugh. His spirit guide was a naked native american called Sam. Sam gave him the willies.
Did you ever see the seance with Acorah when he spoke to Michael Jackson's spirit? One of the messages from Michael was "Tell Quincy jones I said Hi".
[video=youtube;4uD0dPhr9cQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uD0dPhr9cQ[/video] How do people still fall for this stuff?
Fixed. You know when it's psychic night in your local - the place is immediately full of middle-aged dickless numpties.
