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Argentina really do want Falklands War II, Let's give it to them

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, May 4, 2012.

  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Lets get it on. Apart from the obvious farming of their footballers, they have an abundance of natural resources to claim as our own. Lets level the ****s.
     
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  2. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Can't we just send Danny Dyer
     
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  3. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    Turn Argentina into a desert and give it to Brazil so their ladies can play more volleyball in those skimpy little bikinis that barely cover their sweaty & well oiled pert buttocks that always suggest that they will expose snatch every time they bend over with little pointy nipples protruding through their tops & and their long lithe tanned legs.......I shall come back and add punctuation in about 2 minutes time when I am done
     
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  4. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    There's a Welsh speaking community in Argentina, so any Welsh unit would have a conflict of interests. They couldn't be trusted on the frontline.
     
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  5. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Is the first time not606 has been in agreement.

    LET'S DO THIS!
     
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  6. Jamrag

    Jamrag Well-Known Member

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    There is a serious downside to nuking them. Our corned beef supplies would be ****ed for generations :(
     
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  7. RAVENBLACK

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    <laugh>Good thinking.
     
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  8. gas

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    and look what the treacherous bastards did to Simon Weston, one of their own.

    Nuke the ****s <grr>
     
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  9. gas

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    Fear not <ok>
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  10. User Deleted

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    yeah lol i hope its scotland lol
     
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  11. PleaseNotPoll

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    The easiest way to defeat Argentina on this is to ask them why they want the Falklands.
    The local population don't want to be ruled by them and they've got no real historical ties to the place, so we all know what it's really about.
    If they're forced to admit it publicly, then any support that they have will disappear.

    That or just nuking them, obviously.
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    He did get a nice day out at Ibrox though...
     
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  13. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    We'll have to nuke them. The Royal Navy having been reduced to an aircraft carrier with no aircraft, two tugboats and half a dozen pedaloes, we'd have no way of getting ground forces out there.
     
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  14. Barrie Lochrie

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    Face like a melted wellie, and STILL more handsome than you elephant boy.

    ........

    I was looking for an ugly photo and came across Tina in her Liverpool strip <laugh>

    Wid Ye?

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  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Carn The Pies...?!?

    <PuzzledMuir>
     
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  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Simon Weston?

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  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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  18. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    My mate got raped by a woman like that in Inverness a good few years ago, or so he claims. Said she pulled a knife on him and made him shag her.

    I always wondered what he was doing in her house in the first place? <laugh>
     
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  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I pumped a right munter once and told my mates that I'd fallen asleep at hers and woke up with her riding me.

    It's a classic munter-excuse tale <ok>
     
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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    my mate got raped by a big black guy in amsterdam. he was there on a stag do and got hand cuffed to the bar. apparently it was some kind of gay swinger bar because some big black guy shafted him and got off with it because seemingly getting handcuffed to a bar is some kind of sub culture cue that you want to be violently raped in public. crazy dutch bastards
     
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