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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, May 8, 2018.

  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Sorry Gas, not a post about cock sizes

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    Unsurprisingly, salaries in London are the highest the UK at a weekly £727 – which isn’t that much, considering that the average weekly rent in the capital is £665.87. Wages vary dramatically from borough to borough, with workers in the City bringing Tower Hamlets’ average salary up to £952 per week, compared to Sutton’s £518. Advertisement if(window.adverts) { adverts.addToArray({"pos": "mpu_mobile_top"}) } Advertisement if(window.adverts) { adverts.addToArray({"pos": "mpu_tablet"}) } Outside of London, the next six highest salaries are all in the southeast of England, including Reading, Crawley, Milton Keynes, Cambridge, Slough and Oxford (recently named the best place in the UK to buy a first home).

    At least there has to be an upside to living in a city full of gun-toting gangsta's.

    Glasgow though, ppffffttttttt!!!!!!
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    What would £727 a week get you in London? A mattress in a box room in a flat with 12 other people?

    Mind you, Edinburgh's not much better. It's time Edinburgh Weighting was introduced like they have in London (not that it seems to make any real difference to Londoners lives).
     
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  3. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    £727 per week. I wouldn't get out of bed for that.
     
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  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't know but no doubt somebody on GC could enlighten you.
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    thats gud dosh gimme sum of at

    wrtfp
     
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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    Good to see my hometown Crawley up there.

    God's green and pleasant land.
     
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  7. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    It was known as Creepy Crawley until ER was forced to move.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    That joke is about as old as your worn out dung funnel.
     
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    I'm so poor I go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.
     
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  10. gas

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    Above average for this lazy money grabbing socialist anti capitalist SCUM BASTARD

    Yaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss<party>
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    The should do a table. Who’s got the maste money after direct debit day. Imho of course
     
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  12. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    * They

    I'm on over a bag of sand a week before deductions. After pensions, tax, national insurance, child care and season ticket loan it goes down to around £730 net per week. After mortgage, housekeeping, savings etc I'm left with around £50 a week to keep me happy.

    I could sign on for £73 a week, what a mug!!
     
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  13. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    :laugh: what a loser
     
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    I get paid £1k per shed, 3 sheds a week, once I pay Piotr, Rudi and Tomazs £4ph I'm left with £2900 which I use to buy Julie shoes.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I should know, I was the 1st to crack it.

    The joke that is, not ST's poop chute.
     
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  16. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You a forklift driver then RL?
     
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  19. stopmeandslapme

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    It's what you earn combined with where you live that matters. I'm now in the East Midlands on well above average London money and can buy a 3 bed detached up here for a price that would buy you half of a two-up, two-down in London.
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Forkies will make more than that in Oz
     
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