Off Topic Are you a big Xmas spender?

I don't even bother anymore.

 

In response somewhere in Lesta

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You're the one watching Boy George buddy ... no shame ... keep your pecker up ... perhaps it already is?

 

I'm an exile buddy ... live in rural Hertfordshire, surrounded by types that can't even swear properly ...

PS couldn't possibly type every word I know ... we'd be here much longer than it takes poor old HIAG to read through the BBC Daily Gossip Column

 

Like Catherine Tate ... but with a much bigger arse

 

It's all tech now though kids don't want traditional toys. The youngest wants a good phone and a tablet.

 

Bunch of ****ers.

 

Dear Legion, I'm looking at having roasted piss flaps for Christmas dinner can you recommend a suitable wine that would go with that and my famous buttered parsnip.

 

Penis Noir

 

No thank you! last time we tried that the missus couldn't walk straight for a week!

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lol just got through this whole thread.

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****ing international break always brings this **** about.

As for christmas, love a bit of christmas (not the advertising). Time off and seeing the family whats not to like (i like my family) plus loads of footie

 

I read back this morning as I was a bit drunk. Not as bad as I thought.

 

You were drunk this morning?


You need to seek help mate.

 

wasn't as bad as others but absolutely unnecessary.

you're such a ****ing drunk nowadays. That Shakespeare show really f'ed you up

 

I stand by what I said now that I'm sober, didn't think it was that bad when I read back.

Shakespear is fun.

 

Good job i like yer is all i will say, most others would have got a torrent of abuse.

I wouldn't suggest it too often though

 

@brb if you wanna drop bombs on this board just ban politics... you'll create a nuclear meltdown.

 

Isn't no politics or religion a site rule anyway?

 

This would be excellent and could possibly break the internet.