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Are the RS to blame for creating the monstrous evil cheating biter?

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Christiansmith, Jul 1, 2014.

  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    No No No, if you are about to be bitten you are not allowed to run right away, you have to stand there screaming for 5 minutes first!
    Thems the rules!

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  2. Christiansmith

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    Anyway he won't be a RS problem anymore. Despicable lowly club, created a monster then sell him on. RS and Barca have started negotiations today according to the papers. The RS want £80m but Barca want danger/risk discount and only want to pay £60m.

    Let the fun begin :) let's see which club the evil lying cheating biting racist will be loyal to. Will he try to maximise the RS price or will he try to save the spanish millions?

    My money is on him favouring the Spanish <ok>
     
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  3. weararedbonnet

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    Christiansmith What a dreadful thing to say! Do you really mean Suarez will bite the hand that feeds him? Will he really want to go to Spain after all the efforts Liverpool have made to pander to his every needs. The fans have sung his praises, Stevie Me loves him (he even gifted him a goal in the World Cup to convince him yo stay), and Brendan Rodgers has said he is an intelligent man who understands humility and class.

    So all that loyalty should count for something. And even if poor misunderstood Luis jumps ship, it could be for one simple reason, the dentists in Spain to treat his teeth after he accidentally hurt them after falling on the Italian's shoulder.

    But never mind, if he does leave there is another Italian forward who has a wonderful disciplinary record, so he could fill the void perfectly. Just don't let him near any fireworks in November
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

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    Why, oh why do you ALWAYS generalise?
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

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    Freefall? How's that, exactly, custard? <laugh>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

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    It's a shame you feel that, because we all love you <whistle>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

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    FFS <laugh> Please tell me you're joking here.
     
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  8. Tobes

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    errrmmm.

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    You'll be like a deaf and dumb person with no hands when Suarez does one to Spain Christian.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    Racist <whistle>
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    I'm sure he'll find a new hate figure soon enough. :smile:
     
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  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Lining his next one up as we speak,:wink:
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

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    Typical that none of them spotted it, including master Smith <laugh>
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    My money is on Sanchez if we get him, he'll make do with Gerrard until then.
     
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  15. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    Hes put to many pins in his Gerrard voodoo doll already gonz, he'll have to make new one.
     
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  16. UnitedinRed

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    Sanchez in spanish papers today

    "Liverpool? There is no way. I want to win things and be successful"

    Looks like hes sussed you slippers out <ok>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

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    Sauce?
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    did he really say that? <laugh>
     
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  19. UnitedinRed

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    Prefer red <ok>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    Depends what with. I had chicken and ham kiev with new cheshire spuds last night and only HP brown will do for that <ok>
     
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