Are Boro the second biggest team in the North East?

It's not plaque though. It's gonorrhea staining

 

Thats bull.
He doesn't have many teeth.
the ones you see on telly are falsies.

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So.
Reading back I think a general consensus that for now, SAFC are bigger than MFC has been reached.
We've also had beel, anti-semetism, sexual tension, Spiderman, arms like calves, mint tags, Greggs pastie anal probes, nibbles, bites ,chomps, chews, chimps, periods, tampax, tears & tantrums.................
Livened up the preseason a bit methinks for all involved.
Well done all.

 

He was nicknamed "Hole Punch" Pete at school.

Dunno why that tag just made me laugh.

 

It's been a fun thread. I feel sad, it feels like the end of something special.

 

Tags are fun. My favourite is the buttlove conga one. I'm actually trying to visualise who would be 'lucky' enough to be at the front.... we know JPF will bring up the rear.
The 'Sammy stuffs greggs pasties up his arse' one is quite a healthy one really as it cuts out the digestive system and therein makes Greggs pasties zero calorie as you cut out the middle man.

 

We all know how it starts Albert

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My vast knowledge on buttfuck congas tells me that there's only one way it can possibly go, tallest at the front shortest at the back.

In the event of a drop in height from one station to the next that is deemed too great, we will need to utilise some sort of orthopaedic shoe platform for the smaller candidate.

Or something like that, I'm just assuming.

 

I stand corrected Bri. That realistic looking photo proves conclusively he did have yellow teeth before they dropped out.
(tips hat).

 

But what happens when the conga hits a flight of stairs?

 

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Easier going up than going down.

 

I know fella.

 

I know you know fella.

 

I know you knew I knew fella.

 

I know.

 

Buttfuck Conga's usually disintegrate on stairways, at least one of the participants would usually catch a glimpse of the photo of his mother in a wedding dress on the stair wall and it would spoil the moment a bit.

Other participants use this as an opportunity to reshuffle the ranks and re-lube.

 

It would appear that these two have begun to start their own pork daisy chain, get a room lads.

 

my same thought's