An all time low in the Bromley S Wspoons last night. A geezer was wondering around INSIDE the boozer begging. Ffs
I was in a Glasgow pub which had a reputation for being filthy, and one of the punters had a piss against the bar and carried on drinking. The pub was the Saracens Head,, which Billy Connolly refers to in his classic sketch The Crucifixion. This was over 50 years ago mind.
I put a cage round my Sweet corn to protect it from The Rat. However, the little ba5tard climbed over it and nibbled one of the cobs. I have now put a lid on the area as well, and have named the rat Roland, since they are probably related. Last year I caught Roland red-handed jumping down from the Corn plant.
He's also gnawed his way into another neighbour's compost bin, so he has a plan B if CARD come after him. Last winter he gnawed a hole in my bottle of slug pellets and scoffed the lot. True. It didn't kill him, but may have affected his neurological system, causing him to make irrational decisions.