Been a busy boy - been to Japan, Thailand, Hong Kong, Singapore, Australia and Fiji. Back till August then off to Koh Sumai for 6 months
That’s actually hilarious , @TC (Lovely Geezer) returning on here the same day Rotherham lost to Birmingham.
I left Mrs Elf at Heathrow this morning, she has gone to see her mum for her annual holiday back home. I travelled back to Victoria on the Piccadilly line which is 24 hours on a Friday/Saturday night. This is a VERY useful service but it's f****** hairy with the shifty characters on there. The only things more disturbing is the sight of @Clb74 in his shorts and @Royston Vasey in his shocking blue suit. I am now in the 24 hours McDonalds by Victoria station waiting for the 6.40 to civilisation. At present the security are escorting out a bum.