I understand Calton Hill, in the vicinity of 'The Disgrace of Edinburgh', is the place in 'Auld Reekie' for alfresco bummin'. "Don't ask me how I know ..........................!?!?!
I was trying to move it in a sea faring / piratey direction. Never got over the lack of invitation to the pirate gang.
Well this went as well as could be expected. The short of it seems to be I will be going home nursing a prolapsed anus. Good to know