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Anyone on here with any natural footballing talent?

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Anyone on here with any natural footballing talent?




    can i help im good with balls
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 4, 2012
  2. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Anybody on here got any natural humility or honesty?

    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 6, 2012
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    She wishes you had a bigger cock
     
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    Katmandu, Nov 6, 2012
  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Perhaps he should take you along as you appear to be the biggest cock on this forum!

    <cool>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 6, 2012
  5. MrToontastic

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    Haha, quite the opposite to you. I am a right-winger/inverted left winger or a leg work striker.

    Pace and a powerful, yet inaccurate shot is about all I have and I can't cross a moving ball for ****. Deadball delivery is decent but it's quite difficult running at pace and crossing the ball.

    Oh, I also have that ability to arrive in the box at just the right time but due to my woeful finishing ability I hardly ever score and waste more clear cut chances than Darren Bent.

    Basically, I can run and run and run and miss you a hat full of chances. Shame really because if I knew how to put the ball in the net I'd be pretty good.
     
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    MrToontastic, Nov 6, 2012
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    I was a useful centre half at school; tall, quick and knew how to throw myself in the way. Spent a few games at left back too as I seemed to be the only one in the back four who could use their left peg.
     
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    Pulp, Nov 6, 2012
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