My problem on a bike was that I could only signal right, because I fell off if I tried to signal left. It made journeys very long.
After watching a few minutes of the Community Shield I'm still not missing proper football. Guess when I said I wasn't a football fan anymore, just a Saints fan, I meant it.
Oh yeah! Rooney and Terry gobbing off, Suarez feigning injury every time he is touched! Players running to the referee when they don't get a decision, moronic chants from the crowd regarding the referee, constant references to Pompey! Not to mention the inept players who are paid a fortune and then fail to find a team-mate with a pass, although this is more a trait for those donning an England shirt than with any particular club! So no I have not missed it!!
I'm not even excited about Portsmouth, let alone other football. The majority of my interest stems from wondering whether we'll forfeit tomorrow and that's about it.