Hello ladies and gents, just caught a budgie in the garden so was wondering if you've heard of anyone losing one? Shame for it to go to a pet shop if the owner still wants it
If you want to make good use out of it I could feed it to my cat? Need to teach them to get better at catching things there's a mouse invading my house god damn!
PINING FOR THE FJORDS? If RAF Tiger had'nt nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisy's!
Paddy and Murphy buy 4 budgies from a pet shop and proceed to drive to a cliff.Paddy puts 2 of the birds on his shoulders and jumps to his death. Murphy looks down at the remains of his pal and says "F...k dat, dis budgie jumpin's too f....ing dangerous"!!
Me and our lass had a huge row years ago and she stormed off out, 2 minutes later I opened the window then opened the budgie's cage and said " and you can **** off and all " and it did
bereft of life, it has shuffled off this mortal, he and his metabolic processes are from now on, inopperative. it is an ex-parrot
Murphy therefore bought a parrot and a pistol. He shot the parrot before jumping off the same cliff only to break both legs in the fall. "This parrot-shooting's pretty ****ing ****e too".