Anyone in?

Who?

 

He's on about his Nemesis - Skids

 

Ah right.

 

Skiddy was never more than a tick on my hairy nut-sack.

He was far too stupid to be a nemesis. Pixie is barely intelligent enough to be my nemesis, but I put up with his oafishness because I know you lads love to watch me dismantle him and hand him back his ass.

 

You should shave you scruff

Piskie has handed you your arse that often I reckon he probably knows it better than your Mrs mate

 

Ah, if only that were true, Tobias! It isn't, of course.

I'll have a bit of fun, and Pixie believes I am being serious; and, in the process, he makes a complete fool of himself. I used to revel in that, but I have grown bored with it all.

I, on the other hand, have scored some superb ownings of poor old Pixie! Look at my sig, for a couple of epic examples.

And who will ever forget my wondrous Masturbating Monkey jibe? Surely, that will go down in internet history as one of the greatest ever made!

 

I reckon @Skylarker has gone to work.

 

Says the Bell that called a coach load of disabled children window lickers and again here he is using the same terminology...oh dear me!

 

You should enjoy your time alone, just the two of you. Put on some Sinatra and open a bottle of bubbly.

 

Loving the early Bell rant whilst fully expecting the net of defeat to appear before the days out... considering the coating he has taken it's expected.

 

I fear that in the early mornings Luvs still scrubbing the stench of sheep **** off his privates.