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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Heavy Metal Toon, Sep 5, 2011.

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  1. Smudger

    Smudger Active Member

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    All the more reason to try our patented rape tactics though <ok>
     
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    Smudger, Sep 5, 2011
  2. skalpel

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    Haha, well we've all seen the side of his face and one arm from an avatar. And as I recall there were no third ears or hideous boils in view.
     
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    skalpel, Sep 5, 2011
  3. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Only 1 has, Tom. And i still owe him 1 slap for being a twat ;)
     
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  4. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    You have brilliant craic on here at times but you come across as the type of person that won't be the same away from here, but I think that can be said about anyone. You shouldn't shy away from us when we say hello to you next time!
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 5, 2011
  5. Paco Montoya

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    What everyone else has said basically <laugh> <ok>

    Plus, major respect for Leazes <applause><ok>
     
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    Paco Montoya, Sep 5, 2011
  6. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Wrong, 2. He pointed you out to me at Liverpool, I stood on the end of your row looking at you waiting to look my way but you never did.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 5, 2011
  7. P.T.N

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    I can imagine he wouldnt be very confident in person. This is definetley an excuse for a meet up now, take Tash on a Dash for Gash round Newcastle.
     
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    P.T.N, Sep 5, 2011
  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    When have you ever said hello to me? lol

    Only Tom has, and the first time i didn't know if it was him or not, the 2nd time was at the Leeds match and i bumped into him and said hello. The fat **** was rushing his arse off to get a ****ing big mac the fat ****ing ****!

    lol
     
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  9. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    So is it true? Does Tash actually have a face like a bag of smashed arseholes?
     
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    biggeordiedave, Sep 5, 2011

  11. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Weirdo
     
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    The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco, Sep 5, 2011
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    Now that my friend, is a plan!
     
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    Crouching Shola Hidden Talent, Sep 5, 2011
  13. P.T.N

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    <laugh> Brilliant!
     
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  14. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    Tom did but I saw you 2 minutes later, I actually walked right past you as well but never knew it was you at the time. But now I do...
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 5, 2011
  15. Heavy Metal Toon

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    Thing is i go to matches with my dad, i can't just leave him to hang out with you lol.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I thought it was only a matter of time that he looked my way...I waited and waited but the neck movement never came. I went and cried.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Sep 5, 2011
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    Good <ok>. Really though, it never helps to let people know you think you're bad looking. Think it all you please but the more you say it the brighter the neon STAY AWAY light above your head gets.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    You should come to an away one with us when your dad isn't going.
     
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    If you tell him you're going on a dash for gash he'll understand. He'll definitely appreciate that it rhymes when you reveal that your name is actually tash.
     
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    Smudger, Sep 5, 2011
  20. The Deluded Pablo Diego Jose Francisco

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    Aww i've never seen a stalker cry before..
     
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