Anyone fancy a beer at arsenal?

Good lad, i want a report on the fanny situation tommra like....


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I have come to quite like some of the banter from Big Gun Mackem, which is just one of his many guises he has had over the years, which have always had the name 'Big' in them for some reason..Maybe trying to compensate or something...The secret is not to take him too seriously, as he is a very keen fisherman who likes nowt better than a few bites..

 

This... I was just thinking the same thing mate.

 

I work as a beer taster for £500 p w ! but it is my day off !. (only joking)

 

Ashley's private champagne bitch? Ya ****ing mag ****, serving him white diamond cider.

 

He's growing on me mate. Plus he's always there when you fancy taking the piss a bit. He's the biggest biter in the pond.