No chance of seeing her in the Coningham then! Hang on a moment - what about the Man U match later on this month?!
Tweet her mate. She can only say no. If not, I will do it. She's no match for our tiny barmaid though. I'd rather cuddle up to that than Jade every time.
I love the barmaids in the Coningham - and I think I've been forgiven (for you know what!) But I cannot find Jade on Twitter, so if you can, please do tweet her up. I still maintain that they are different women. Jade does not look enough like Laura - and whether this was a doppelgänger or not, Laura never mentioned a husband at all, never wore a Man U kit and seemed to know all the local pubs too. Before she came off Twitter Laura spoke about being in a new relationship and citing this, plus the threat of blackmail as the reason - she had some run in with another lass who claimed that she was fake. It got quite personal. I'm confused!