Just our luck 20 points clear at the top of the premiership
Then bang 21 Dec 2012 the ****ing world ends
I'm still alive I think anybody else?
Thing is, if this was true there'd be **** all we could do anyway.
The world ends for West Ham tomorrow mind, stick your bubbles up your arse.
Can I come out.is it safe??????????????????
I've still got a pulse, so Big Chris won't be interested in me...................thank ****!
You came out months ago Syd
I snaged my stockings getting up, and smudged my make up

World class retort 
Shhhhh. Don't mention his name. It will only give him motivation to post something inexplicably stupid in turn giving half of us motivation to wait ourselves laughing and the other half motivation to die a little inside.
Note to self: Don't encourage BCHave wheels can go. Everything o.k. in North West Durham