Anyone dead yet?

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Thing is, if this was true there'd be **** all we could do anyway.

The world ends for West Ham tomorrow mind, stick your bubbles up your arse.

I've put it to music mate. Altogether now ..... 'Pack up your bubbles in your old ****-bag and ...'

Not cricket : Do you mind it I ask a question? - what do you want a wheel for if you know the world is gonna end? I mean, where the hell are you gonna go?
 
I've still got a pulse, so Big Chris won't be interested in me...................thank ****!

Shhhhh. Don't mention his name. It will only give him motivation to post something inexplicably stupid in turn giving half of us motivation to wait ourselves laughing and the other half motivation to die a little inside.
 
So the world didn't end yesterday......
But by 6pm today, two groups of fans will think their's has.
 
I can confirm that East Anglia has not fallen into the North Sea.
Although there was a strange and frightening event at around midnight.
The floor rose up 90 degrees and slapped my face. Jaysus, I thought we were goners.

The missus has advised that four large Bells whisky and four cans of Stella can cloud one's judgement of world events somewhat.