Anyone dead yet?

This is surely good news for West Ham fans.

 

Something similar happened to us this year, so why not next?

 

Everyone has been making jokes about the Rapture like there is no tomorrow


ok Ill get my coat ................

 

I'm still alive I think anybody else?

 

Will let you know once the Villarreal and Valencia games have finished.

 

I've put it to music mate. Altogether now ..... 'Pack up your bubbles in your old ****-bag and ...'

Not cricket : Do you mind it I ask a question? - what do you want a wheel for if you know the world is gonna end? I mean, where the hell are you gonna go?

 

I've still got a pulse, so Big Chris won't be interested in me...................thank ****!

 

Can I come out.is it safe??????????????????

 

You came out months ago Syd

 

Shhhhh. Don't mention his name. It will only give him motivation to post something inexplicably stupid in turn giving half of us motivation to wait ourselves laughing and the other half motivation to die a little inside.

 

I snaged my stockings getting up, and smudged my make up

 

Not cool Syd. I'd just eaten.

 

World class retort

 

Note to self: Don't encourage BC

 

So the world didn't end yesterday......
But by 6pm today, two groups of fans will think their's has.

 

I can confirm that East Anglia has not fallen into the North Sea.
Although there was a strange and frightening event at around midnight.
The floor rose up 90 degrees and slapped my face. Jaysus, I thought we were goners.

The missus has advised that four large Bells whisky and four cans of Stella can cloud one's judgement of world events somewhat.

 

Have wheels can go. Everything o.k. in North West Durham

 

come on mate, how would you know in Stanley