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Anyone any idea how to help me

Discussion in 'Leeds United' started by MarkoLUFC, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. strachallister

    strachallister Well-Known Member

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    send her the link to the comic mate you never know !!!!!!!!!!
     
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  2. Cosmic_LUFC

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    If you can get the **** stirrer sectioned...then everyone will know she;s a looney tune
     
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  3. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    hahaha she probably wouldn't get it if I linked her it. I was considering just slapping it on facebook for all the world to see but then I figured everyone would then know what happened and who was involved. I think sending her the comic before sorting the issue out would not be a wise idea. I can use it as an ice breaker after the awkward conversation n say "hey look what I did when I was really mad at derpette"
     
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  4. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    My advice -
    1). Invite them both round to your place.
    2). On arrival hand out 2 aprons, give hoover to one and point the other in the direction of the kitchen.
    3). Supervise their work whilst drinking a crate of stellar, but be ready to spank arses if they start slacking.
    4). Once house tidy and 2 friends fed, get twister out and stick on a porno.



    Job done <cheers>


    nb - If one or both are very ugly, drink 2 crates of stellar!!
     
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  5. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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    neither are ugly (infact the one that tried it on with me is very fit) but the other has awful fat thighs. They are really gross.
     
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  6. TC (Lovely Geezer)

    TC (Lovely Geezer) Well-Known Member

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    Shag the fit one while fat thighs is licking your balls <ok>
     
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  7. MarkoLUFC

    MarkoLUFC Well-Known Member

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  8. MarkoLUFC

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    well, she's deleted me off facebook. first sign she ain't gunna bother allowing it a chance to settle down by itself.
     
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