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Anybody Ever Shagged a Fat Burd?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lightfoot, Jun 8, 2011.

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  1. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. Southsideblue

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    have not.

    Would ye recommend it ? <whistle>
     
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  3. Tina_old

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    Dirty bastards
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 8, 2011
  4. Fabulous Fabio

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    Apparently spunk is good for your complexion so rub a wee bit on your face everytime you have a **** <ok>
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jun 8, 2011
  5. Tina_old

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    ..says the expert.
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 8, 2011
  6. Fabulous Fabio

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    I am actually

    I always rub it on my face, it saves needing to go get some tissue
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jun 8, 2011
  7. Tina_old

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    I thought most guys used the curtains?
     
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    Tina_old, Jun 8, 2011
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    Is that good for your complexion as well?
     
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  9. Fabulous Fabio

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    Aye other peoples curtains

    Not our own
     
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  10. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Southsideblue

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    yes, but mostly of the beef variety <ok>
     
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  12. Lightfoot

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    This thread seems have have gone 'off topic' somewhat ..... :(
     
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  13. HendyMMA

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    They always do, do they not?
     
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  14. RinoGattuso

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    Shagged a really fat bird once, she wouldnt leave me alone, told her i was gay, didnt work, finally pumped her for £100.
     
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    RinoGattuso, Jun 8, 2011
  15. Sam Axe

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    Who hasn't woke up, rolled over, saw what was next to him and screamed bloody murder
     
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  16. jenthesaint1990

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    eat lots of pineapple, that'll sort it. <ok>
     
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    jenthesaint1990, Jun 8, 2011
  17. DHCanary

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    Its just a shame I sleep next to a mirror:emoticon-0119-puke::(
     
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  18. OSP

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    Still got the lightbulb burns on my arse from the last fat bird I pumped...
     
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  19. The-Don

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    They try harder :)

    They treat each time like its their last :)
     
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    The-Don, Jun 9, 2011
  20. The Raging Oxter

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    If my experience of watching the Jeremy Kiyle show is anything to go by then ugly, fat burds do nothing but shag - mostly ugly, fat blokes.
     
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