George Michael, Freddy Mercury, Douglas (of here) Michael Barrymore, the whole of One Direction. The list is quite extensive really.
Not all of us, Comm has a little Thai boy come round and wash his for him! How the other half live eh Billy?
Can you remember that Izal bog paper? It was like a thinner version of greaseproof paper. Think it was made of Glaswegian pines, lol.
I simply spread my legs and drag my are across the carpet with my four arms like a dog. I did used to have cream in the front room.
No but I just googled it and it looks brutal. Military issued bog roll was shocking, especially after curry night when all you want is something soft and gentle... the worst bogroll known to man, honestly I think it would have been less painful using a garden strimmer to clean your arse with.
, aye, ****ting in a plastic bag & burying it then wiping your arse with a sheet of grade 80 wet & dry sandpaper.
It was ****ing waterproof as well I'd hate to have been one of the birds trying to wipe their beaver after a piss
