I can just see him serenading her with his banjo singing 'Imagine' to her whilst she's flicking her bean and looking through the Grattan Catalogue. Such a Lothario, I'd just buy her a Nobbly Bobbly and a jar of vaseline and tell her the match is cancelled.
Remember when Indy begged that bird for a date who wanted a fella to accompany her to a Jason Donovan concert or something? He got all dressed up in a Tux and had his hair cut especially then got proper pied. Poor lad, he's never been the same since.
You can still get them, my local corner shop, Mahmood has had a box frozen since 1994, they're still good according to him... discount, £1 each. Even though it says 7p on the wrapper, he tells me that's inflation.
The cavemen might tell you it's a Sat 3pm not for TV Kick off so pubs that show sky games only aren't of any help here.
